I know lots of secrets because people write me about stealth tech projects. They tell me that not only that is the project stealthy and secret but also that I cant tell anyone. Generally what I’ll do is either play “connect the dots” or (my favorite way to jerk around Z-Listers) “I’ve got a secret”. I have entire blog posts dedicated to telling you absoluutely nothing.
“Cark Muban is up to something but I can’t tell you what…”
“{Insert Company name here} is going to announce something special but I’m under NDA….”
“I sat in on a famous bender of paperclips and understand Sicromoft’s paperclip strategy…..”
Thats how I like it – keep telling ME! everything and I’ll keep it secret…(unless of course it can put me first on MechTeme)
