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I’ve Got A Secret

August 30, 2006

I know lots of secrets because people write me about stealth tech projects.  They tell me that not only that is the project stealthy and secret but also that I cant tell anyone.  Generally what I’ll do is either play “connect the dots” or (my favorite way to jerk around Z-Listers) “I’ve got a secret”.  I have entire blog posts dedicated to telling you  absoluutely nothing.

“Cark Muban is up to something but I can’t tell you what…”

“{Insert Company name here} is going to announce something special but I’m under NDA….”

“I sat in on a famous bender of paperclips and understand Sicromoft’s paperclip strategy…..”

Thats how I like it – keep telling ME! everything and I’ll keep it secret…(unless of course it can put me first on MechTeme)

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Post-Web 2.0 Business Model Per Scobert Roble

August 27, 2006

I recently posted about a business model for web 2.0 companies to become affiliates at an auction site for reselling other people’s junk.  Now that a recently defunct web 2.0 company has sold at that site for over $250,000, why not just focus your affiliation on these type of companies and pick up a percentage of the hefty fees as the bubble bursts.  Forget your customers and your software…focus on the fees, baby!

The president and CEO of {insert name of large company here – it really doesn’t matter which as it is will be equally true} that I’m 100% sheer genius….

he’s right…just ask ME!  hehe

More About Me

August 25, 2006

I know that you are thinking “who is Scobert Roble?” (mainly because that’s all that the unwashed internet masses have to do all day). 

So before I was my own Internet brand, I used to work for Sicromoft (where I know everyone and they all drop everything at the drop of a hat only to be on shaky video).  One day, Gill Bates, sends ME! an email about a recent thinkweek paper that I wrote…little old modest ME!….and says that he wants to use parts of it in a speech.  Well, everyone knows that making it into a Gill Bates speech means that it is as good as defined, right?

Oops, my feedcount is still higher on the old blog about ME! so please subscribe to my feed.

Where was I? Oh yeah, talking about ME! and how many people I know.  Continue to hang onto every word and send me congratulatory comments while I prepare 8 more posts on this subject for today.

About Me

August 25, 2006

Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

BTW, some think that I’m an arrogant baaaaaaaasssssttttttaaaaarrrrrrrrddddddddd